
I always thought it should be a fun experience. The truth
is, it doesn’t bring out the best in everybody. Go figure. Here’s my take on
things. Before you head out to experience the wonders of holiday shopping – be prepared.
It’s safer that way.
Be prepared to stand in long lines, with agitated people who
are holding armfuls of stuff and invading your personal space to the point where
you can feel their breath on the back of your neck. For some reason, the closer
they get to you makes them feel farther ahead in the line.
Be prepared for the person in front of you to have a return –
without a receipt – for something they bought months ago but now need that
money for the holidays.
Be prepared to get cut off numerous times in the parking lot
by drivers trying to beat you to the nearest parking space. It’s not worth an
accident or a confrontation. Be prepared for the noise – the yelling, the
crying, the screaming, the never-ending din of the crowd and of course, the
Christmas music.
Be prepared for items to be out of stock, coupons to be
invalid, and that person who pushes you aside to grab the last one of something
off the shelf. Be prepared for snarky people, stressed out store personnel and
don’t expect any of it to make sense.
Notice I said, “Be prepared.” Will you experience all the
things mentioned above? Probably – hopefully – not. But, if you prepare for it,
it’s easier to handle, there are no surprises and you won’t take it personally.
Ho-ho-ho.
It comes around once a year. Have fun with it and enjoy it.